February 2010
62 posts
tough love is my favorite vh1 show
i was so scared when watching previews that my favorite, alicia, was going to get her heart broken. her guy pushed away her promise ring. but then he said he wanted to say something and he wants her to move to philly and open a bar with him. and it was so adorable. she was shocked. they’ve been my favorite ever since steve made alicia go on a date with him and liz. he went back after...
January 2010
75 posts
RAPEIO RAPARO !
taryn and i totally cast spells on each other tonight. i don’t know how it started but i know that it turned into rapeio! and murderio! but then we repaired each other so we’re all better. real wizards believe in repairing, not killing. HUFFFFFLEPUFFFFS!
just played the best game ever.
mayabeaumier:
thiswilllinger:
seriously i wanted to keep playing. sentence-picture-sentence turns into hilarious results. staircases to bats, simon to soccer balls… it was a prettty entertaining night.
It went soccer balls to simon! Best yes, seriously, best game ever! Round two is an essential tonight!
it went soccer balls to simon to soccer balls. it was crazzy. but i agree. round two...
just played the best game ever.
seriously i wanted to keep playing. sentence-picture-sentence turns into hilarious results. staircases to bats, simon to soccer balls… it was a prettty entertaining night.
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My girlfriend is in love with Holden Caulfield
My girlfriend is in love with Holden Caulfield and it is driving me CRAZY. She has read that book thirteen times, which is about eleven more times than she’s bothered to read me. Everything she sees now is PHONY. Starbucks is PHONY. Our teachers are PHONY. Society is PHONY. And love- well, love is the phonest of all. At first I tried real hard to argue, but that made me one of THEM and not...
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At this point, I feel like we’re designing a gown for the vice president...
– Anthony - Project Runway
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I have fallen head-over-heels in love with Mandy the market-trader from Milton...
– via abeautifulrevolution.com
the final countdown, anyone? harry vs. draco in a...
omegleshit:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: (hey is that harry potter?)
You: UGHH WHO SAID THAT I TOTALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE POINT OUT HOW FAMOUS I AM AND SHIT UGHH
Stranger: can’t even go into a book shop without making the front page.
You: DRACO?!
Stranger: glad to see you’re still alive, harry. i thought the dark lord would’ve surely done you in by now.
You: OMG...
going to become dirty rich
by pitching movies to hollywood. seriously though! maureen, caitlin and i though of some amazing ideas and they’re going to happy for once in our thinking of movie’s career.
nigga can't go nowhere without a twilight bitch...
maureenflanagan:
omegleshit:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: what’s happening
Stranger: just got back, from watching new moon!!!! :D
You: oh, you DUMB FUCKING CUNT
You: I CAN’T HAVE ONE PEACEFUL MOMENT ON OMEGLE WITHOUT SOME ACNE-FLECKED PRETEEN THROWING THEIR CAT AROUND OVER PISS MOON AND ITS FLOCK OF EMOTIONLESS ACTORS
You: IF IT RESULTS...
got the call
mayabeaumier:
got the job
hooray :)
SHOW ME YOUR ID BITCH!
jealous. i really need to look for a job. i havent had my bank card for the past week and a half cause i lost it so i havent been able to spend money but once i get it… i feel like the money i have is nothing.
i want to live in a society where we trade goods for other goods. fuck money. its too stressful. (too bad i have no...
it is a sweatpants and movie kind of day
and i can have this kind of day because at 11:00, i am done with classes. no more going out in the yucky rain (besides for lunch).
debating what movie i want to occupy my day. i’m thinking big fish.
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is t.a.t.u making a comeback?
last night we played and sang along to it and now it is playing somewhere in my building. weird.
all the things she said all the things she said running through my head running through my head running through my headd.
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"hey guys, lets go on another friendship walk..."
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I should be sleepless over you
kissed under the sun by boy in static is my new favorite song. one more class and then the weekend! I’m really enjoying these morning classes because I have so much time in the day after they are done
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Jennifer Check: You're such a player-hater.
Needy Lesnicky: And you're a jerk.
Jennifer Check: Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?
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You’re lime green jello and you can’t even admit it to yourself
– Jennifer’s Body
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I love you Ricky Gervais but how do you pass up a jibe at Mel Gibson when...
– Joshua Radin
i keep having weird dreams. this one involved an oompa loompa, dinner with said oompa loompa, a sword fight, an uptight ra and god knows what else.
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You know there will be days when you’re so tired that you can’t take...
– Can’t Go Back Now - The Weepies
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johnny tnthands!