January 2011
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If I said I want your body, would you hold it against me?
– Britney Spears
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i want to be friends with nicki minaj
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yay jeremy renner got an oscar nod!
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You’ll never be this young, this cool, this careless, or this carefree...
– Spin
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vacation is clearly over seeing as marshalls is back on my ass about working. working monday but it’s time and a half.
killer.
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Dear Coke Talk: On fun sized advice. →
dearcoketalk:
Are you dead? No, I’ve had the flu. Back up off my shit.
Are you racist? No, some of my best friends are white.
Are you Mod from The Big Lebowski? It’s Maude, you idiot.
Ryan Gosling or Ryan Reynolds? Ryan Reynolds. I prefer funny over brooding. Plus, he’s rebounding off an A-lister….
i think this is my favorite fun sized advice yet.
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Do you know what I am doing, Miss Kenton? I am placing my mind elsewhere while...
– Stevens - The Remains of the Day
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still a cancer, tyvm →
Western astrology — which uses the zodiac — has its signs fixed to the seasons. Most Westerners, and all those horoscope pages we eagerly check, go by the zodiac. These signs follow what early astrologers called star signs, whose reference points are the tropics that form a ring around the earth. The zodiac is based on our relationship to the sun, not the stars.
yay. i didn’t...
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Adventuras en Espana: I'll sleep when I'm dead →
tarzoc:
Day 3:
Figured out how to take the bus to las ramblas +1
New phone went off during class, shut it off, when I turned it on it asked for a pin number, tried 3 times, phoned locked.. now I have no phone -1
Fought my way into getting into a full photography class +1
Credit card deactivated -1
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you should add up your totals of +1 and -1. So jealous of your trip ):
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They say, “Boy, you ain’t a poet just a drunk with a pen.
– Hard Out Here - Garrett Hedlund
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i used to love this song sooo much
Dr Dre: Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
Eminem: Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin, while you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?! FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
Dr Dre: Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?
Eminem: What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!
Dr Dre: Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady, but think about the baby before you get all crazy
Eminem: Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard. You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!
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I didn’t go to see the city, I went to see it around you.
– Relief - Chris Garneau
ahh i lovve him
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I love you underneath the moon. This town is my favorite and I promise...
– Hands on the Radio - Chris Garneau
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Nicki Minaj: .@rihanna lol. If we're gonna liv 2gthr and hook up u gotta learn how 2 spell my name! Lmaooooooo. ---- Gossip Gossip ni#@a just stop it! :p
Rihanna: @NICKIMINAJ bitch don't u hear me askin what my OWN name is??? Lol! My bad, I'll make it up to u *wink*
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You don’t threaten me with that animal! Please point that giraffe in...
– Svend - The Green Butchers
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Do you know the F-word?
F-f-f-f-f-fornication.